'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what do we 'ave 'ere then? Well it's none other than the ever so lovely Cheryl Cole who in the first few seconds of this clip from the Jonathan Ross show, sounds like a copper giving evidence: "You proceeded to tell us about your dog, Jonathan. Called Mr Pickles, I believe?" But don't ever mess with this slight-looking Geordie - witness the end of the interview where she looks as hard as nails and says how her Ashley knew he was "in the SHIT!" for the naff affair. Part 2 of the interview is here.