Urgh! The tail! The tail!

Picture the scene: you've pulled at Ghetto (it could've been G.A.Y. at the Astoria, but Dannii Minogue closed it last week) before getting the night bus from Tottenham Court Road you pull your amour into a side alley for a bit off a drunken, drug-fucked fumble and bump into a shiny golden goblin with a penis for a tail. EEEK! Mind you, you could have just as easily met him in the next urinal in Ghetto's toilets...

This is The Chemical Brothers' new single to plug the Depeche Mode-type collection – yes, another 'greatest hits' – Brotherhood. But! There is a disc of their experimental offshoot Electronic Battle Weapon series, a load of white label floor fillers that are even harder sounding than typical Chem Bros. including the rollicking good single, Midnight Madness , the video of which is above. Don't watch it if you have goblinphobia. It's creep central.